“[a beat-up Roger and Steve are watching news footage of Stan beating up Roger] Right there. That's the punch that caused me to black out and finally achieve orgasm.”Tagged: Punch, Black Out, orgasm, Fighting, Violence
“I just want to be as close to you as possible... Like John and Yoko... You're Yoko.”Tagged: close, John Lennon, Yoko Ono, Attached
“I have equipped you with a mechanical voice box that will disguise your voice and make you sound like a man. I've also given you a micropenis, like most Chicago men.”Tagged: Man, Sound like a man, Micropenis, Chicago, manly
“I once got him to drink my pee by telling him it was a fancy beer.”Tagged: Pee, Beer, tricks, Fancy Beer, Gross