“Buzzin' like a bee, boy, don't bother me. How many different ways can you say you're sorry? Ask me how I've been, I say "a million." I don't sweat a thing with you out my system.”— Jaira Burns, open.spotify.com
“No matter how good you are at something, there's always about a million people better than you.”— John Swartzwelder, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“What costs hundreds of millions of dollars but is worthless? 2nd place in a presidential election.”— chlorine_cowboy, reddit.com
“Do you know why it takes one sperm out of a million to fertilize one egg? Because no man will stop and ask for directions...”— chadywacker, reddit.com
“On any given day, sexual intercourse takes place 120 million times on earth. Apparently, I live on the moon.”— Spadeinfull, reddit.com
“If i lived a million lives, i wouldv'e felt a million feelings, and i still wouldv'e fallen a million times for you.”— R.M Drake, rmdrk.bigcartel.com