“Darrin Stephens: You know, Endora, sometimes you can be almost human. Endora: This is no time to be insulting.”— Bernard Slade, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com
“Try to understand, Darrin, you're only a mortal. No offense.”— Ron Friedman, Uncle Arthur, Paul Lynde, imdb.com
“Samantha Stephens: Mother's often said that mortals are their own worst enemies. Darrin Stephens: You just said the one word I don't like to hear. Samantha Stephens: 'Enemies'? Darrin Stephens: 'Mother'.”— Joanna Lee, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com
“Samantha, you know if you'd married one of those nice warlocks that were crazy about you, none of this would have happened.”— Richard Sale, Endora, Agnes Moorhead, imdb.com
“Darrin Stephens: I don't mean to be disrespectful, but we wanna live normal lives. Endora: What is normal to you, young man, is to us asinine.”— Jerry Davis, Darrin Stephens (1964-1969 eps.), Dick York, imdb.com
“He Himself makes the mortals anxious, and He Himself takes the anxiety away.”— Sri Guru Granth Sahib, amazon.com