“We're consumers. We are the byproducts of a lifestyle obsession. Murder, crime, poverty, these things don't concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine, Viagra, Olestra.”— Chuck Pahlaniuk, Tyler Durden, Brad Pitt, amazon.com
“No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find someone who'll buy the house.”— Brad Falchuk, Marcy, Christine Esterbrook, imdb.com
“Larry Harvey: I'm trying very hard not to judge you. Dr. Ben Harmon: Me? You murdered your entire family. Larry Harvey: Yes. But I was never unfaithful.”— Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Ben Harmon, Dylan Mcdermott, imdb.com
“I Care, by Al Bundy. When hooters jiggle around and I find nickels on the ground, I care. When a Mustang engine purrs and the bathroom is not hers, I care. When the pitcher's on the mound and the wife is underground, I care. But when I've been playing this for days, I will kill anyone who stays. I s…”— Kevin Curran, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“This is bad. Can't eat, can't sleep, can't bury the wife in the backyard.”— Bill Prady, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com
“I usually hate killing an unarmed man. Cold-blooded murder is a filthy business.”— Neal Purvis (Story and Screenplay), Robert Wade (Story and Screenplay), Bruce Feirstein (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Characters), James Bond, Pierce Brosnan, amazon.com
“I only kill professionals.”— Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Michael G. Wilson (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Story), Timothy Dalton, James Bond, Timothy Dalton, amazon.com
“When I kill it is on the specific orders of my government.”— George MacDonald (Screenplay), Richard Maibaum (Screenplay), Michael G. Wilson (Screenplay), Ian Fleming (Stories), James Bond, Roger Moore, amazon.com
“[After Tracy has been shot and killed] It's...it's all right. She's just having a rest. [choking up] There's no hurry, you see. We have all the time in the world.”— Richard Malbaum, James Bond, George Lazenby, amazon.com
“Kill me and I'll be dead. And then the other dead won't be able to have their revenge…against me. Being dead.”— Jeff Nathanson, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com
“You may kill me, but you can never insult me.”— Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com
“Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you tried to kill me in the past. One of you succeeded.”— Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Captain Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp, amazon.com
“I can kill a man, dismember his body, and be home in time for Letterman. But knowing what to say when my girlfriend's feeling insecure...I'm totally lost.”— Clyde Phillips, Dexter Morgan, Michael C. Hall, imdb.com
“Haven’t you killed me enough for one day?”— Cheryl Cain, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com
“Look me in the eyes. I want to watch your lights go out.”— Nic Pizzolatto, Frank Semyon, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com
“James: Isn't it a bit fucked up, wearing his clothes? Alyssa: I think the fucked up bit was murdering him.”— Charlie Covell, Alyssa, Jessica Barden, imdb.com
“I didn't commit a crime. I didn't rape anybody. I didn't assault anybody. I didn't get a DUI. I mean, my God, there are celebrities that fucking kill people.”— Joyce Chen, rollingstone.com
“My family was all murdered in a big pirate raid.”— Spencer Crittenden, Boneweevil, Jeff B. Davis, imdb.com