“Speaking of exes, my old boyfriend came over late last night, and, yada yada yada, anyway. I'm really tired today.”Tagged: Yada Yada, Exes, Sex
“Everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks they're funny. Most people aren't.”Tagged: style, Funny, Dunning-Kruger
“No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find someone who'll buy the house.”Tagged: Gruesome, horrible, Murder, Homeowners