“Here’s my day so far; went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that’s right…I’m falling to my death. Guess they can’t. How did it all come to his you ask. My end starts at the beginning, the very beginning!”
— Alan J. Schoolcraft, Brent Simons, Megamind (voice), Will Ferrell, imdb.com