“Penny: Sheldon, you know, I do understand what you’re going through. Sheldon: Really? Did you just have the Nobel Prize in waitressing stolen from you?”— Steven Molaro, Sheldon Cooper, Jim Parsons, imdb.com
“Very kind. I am a kind man. Who else would do something like this? Nobody. Nobody thinks about people like I do. All right, snap out of it, you stupid jerk. You're eating a turkey sandwich. What do want, a Nobel Prize?”— Tom Leopold, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“Nobel invented dynamite, I won't accept his blood money.”— David Foster, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, amazon.com