“My idea of a perfect government is one guy who sits in a small room at a desk, and the only thing he's allowed to decide is who to nuke. The man is chosen based on some kind of IQ test, and maybe also a physical tournament, like a decathlon. And women are brought to him, maybe...when he desires them…”— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“I don't know why North Korea needs a nuclear bomb... ...their weather machine seems to be working just fine.”— gildster, reddit.com