“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”— Catherine LePard, Matt Camden, Barry Watson, imdb.com
“It is the duty of every officer to obey any orders given him by his commander in chief”— Nathan Hale, amazon.com
“Did you hear about the cop that was fired for smoking weed and masturbating in his patrol car? Evidently he was a high wanking officer.”— iAmWillyAmm, reddit.com