“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”Tagged: officer, Police, Drinking, Intoxicated, Drunk
“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”Tagged: God, Religious, Reverend, charmed, charming
“Matt: I couldn't move. I couldn't breathe. I couldn't even think. Eric: Those are all normal feelings and reactions. Matt: Not for Mom. She's been so calm about everything, and I just sat there while that piece of junk took all our stuff. Eric: What do you think you should have done? Matt: I don't…”Tagged: Mug, Feelings, reactions, calm, wedding ring
“There's always going to be somebody who'll try to take your dignity and self-esteem. Just never let them take your voice.”Tagged: dignity, Self-Esteem, Self-Worth, voice, wise
“Simon: Well, I know my phone number when someone asks for it. Ruthie: And still no one calls.”Tagged: Phone Number, Phone, Call, Sassy, Insult