“Matt: No officer, I wasn't drinking. Cop: Well, that's an interesting cologne you're wearing. Step outside.”Tagged: officer, Police, Drinking, Intoxicated, Drunk
“Matt: Mary's a team player. She has basketball to fit in. Simon already knows who he is, and Ruthie's five. Eric: You forgot Lucy. Matt: No I didn't. She's the one you need to worry about. Eric: Why's that? Matt: Well, because she always feels left out.”Tagged: Family, Children, Siblings, Basketball, Sports
“Annie: Hey, you know, don't stay up too late and um... don't eat too much junk food and have a good time! Matt: How are they gonna have a good time if they can't eat junk food and can't stay up late?”Tagged: valentine's day, Holidays, Junk Food, Sassy, Snarky
“Annie: If you're doing drugs, Matt, I want you to stop. If anything ever happened to you, I would never forgive myself. Matt: Sounds like I'm already guilty.”Tagged: Drugs, Joint, Marijuana, accusation, guilty
“Steve: I have a question. What do you think dying is like?...You don't have to answer that if you don't want. I'll understand. Matt: No. No, it's okay. I'll answer it. I think about it sometimes. I think it's kind of like when you're little, and you're sick, and your parents pick you up and put you…”Tagged: Death, Dying, Heaven, Sick, Nostalgia