“I could use a little oral raping myself right about now.”— Ron Nyswaner, Mickey Donovan, Jon Voight, imdb.com
“Engaging in cunnilingus means letting someone get up close and personal with your business.”— Vanessa Marin, allure.com
“What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“You're both down for giving oral sex. Because sharing is caring, and you're as keen to please each other as you are to please yourselves.”— Zara Kenyon, cosmopolitan.com
“Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.”— Larissa Ione, amazon.com
“You can only have one type of sex for the rest of your life – oral, anal, or regular. Which one do you pick?”— Rebecca Mercy, vixendaily.com
“Wake him up with a blow job. (Can’t speak highly enough about this one.)”— Kevin Armento, thedatereport.com
“I hope you don’t have to work late tonight. I don’t know how much longer I can go without your cum dripping down my throat.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“Come home, so I can take the vibrator out from between my legs and push your head down there.”— Holly Riordan, thoughtcatalog.com
“As you eat your partner, use one hand to please her. You can stimulate her clitoris with your tongue as you finger her with one or two *or more* fingers, or you can alternate, penetrating her with your tongue as you gently rub her clitoris with your thumb.”— Tiffany Grace Reyes, lovepanky.com
“There are a lot of ways to put bodies together that feel good, no matter the gender of partners involved, and there really is little lesbians can't do which male-male or male-female couples can: everyone can engage in making out, petting, massage, frottage (sometimes called dry sex or, with women in…”— Heather Corinna, scarleteen.com
“If you're doing some crazy nonsense down there and hear something like, 'come here, I wanna kiss you,' that means you fucked up.”— Kelly McClure, vice.com
“If you remember only ONE thing, remember that that weird sucking thing you do hurts, and blowing into a vagina is a really bad idea.”— Kelly McClure, vice.com
“Don't pull out 'moves.' Be earnest and calm. I'd say that until you can gauge by moans and whimpers what they like the best (which hopefully you will, unless the girl makes zero noises, which sucks) just start by making your tongue really soft and wide, flatten it out on the pussy, and then proceed…”— Kelly McClure, vice.com
“Using pillows or furniture to get the perfect position is a great way to go. Or you can have them sit on your face if your neck gets tired.”— Ali, autostraddle.com
“Be clear with your partner that you’re totally into feedback in the moment. As in, ‘a little to the left,’ ‘harder’ or ‘keep doing that.’ Remember: harder is not always better. It depends entirely on the person, but don’t assume that hard and fast always wins the race ’til you hear it from your part…”— Ali, autostraddle.com
“Mouths aren’t just for oral sex! They’re for talking, too. There is absolutely nothing wrong with saying things like, ‘Just FYI, I’ve never gone down on a vagina before.'”— Ali, autostraddle.com