“Xanthippe Voorhees: Hey, Kimmy, 1996 called. It wants its clothes back. Kimmy Schmidt: Hey, Xan, 2090 called. You're dead and you wasted your time on earth.”— Robert Carlock, Kimmy Schmidt, Ellie Kemper, imdb.com
“[Recording] It's Gina's phone, leave me a voicemail. I won't check it 'cause it's not 1993.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Gina Linetti, Chelsea Peretti, imdb.com
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with. Dee: Bill Cosby. Frank: The cards are a little outdated.”— Rob McElhenney, Glenn Howerton, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Check your sell-by date, ladies. Faux-lesbian kissing hasn’t been taboo since 1994.”— Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, Cheryl Blossom, Madelaine Petsch, imdb.com