“Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' Percocets and do you have any fucking Percocets, man?”— Jay Baruchel, Evan Goldberg, Marco Belchoir, Jonathan Cherry, imdb.com
“Tough day. Yes. But I feel good. I put the office in their place, took a bunch of painkillers, drank a bottle of wine, took my pants off. I just feel good.”— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com
“Light beer? What's next, non-addictive painkillers?”— Jhoni Marchinko, Jeff Greenstein, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com
“Apparently, rubbing a small ‘O’ shape on the palm of your left hand just below the thumb knuckle can help ease cramps – perfect for a public place when you’re out of painkillers.”— Emma Louise Pritchard, goodhousekeeping.co.uk