“Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.”Tagged: Anti-Male, genitals
“Honey, I've always said if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.”
“Desperate times call for desperate measures. It's time to get your head out of the dumps and your legs in the air!”Tagged: desperate times, desperate measures
“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”Tagged: Drinking, Alcoholism
“Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.’”Tagged: saying, I Love You
“Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you? Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse. Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there! Lady: How offensive! Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.”Tagged: breath mint, halitosis, bad breath, Rude, offiensive
“Oh my God, how can you drink straight orange juice first thing in the morning?”Tagged: Orange Juice, Hangover, Alcoholism
“Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.”Tagged: kids, Stitching, Prissy, Dismissive
“I'm too tired to slap you; would you bash your face against my palm?”Tagged: Domestic Violence, Fatigue
“I want a man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman.”Tagged: Slut, Woman, Girl, Man
“We talked, we laughed, he walked me home. He was such a gentleman. He opened the door for me, I opened my shirt for him.”Tagged: Flirting, Gentleman, Topless
“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!”Tagged: Alcoholism, pill addiction