“An analogy I always make is it’s like being stuck in the middle of the road with cement feet and a bus is coming. You don’t know when it’s coming. You can hear it but you don’t know when it’ll be there and you don’t know how hard it will hit. Eventually, over time, I realized it’s stupid to be waiti…”— Michael J. Fox, amazon.com
“What disease do you have if you're great at making cocktails, but terrible at stealing tambourines? Parkinsons.”— palmerry, reddit.com
“Don't you love it when people in school are like, "I'm a bad test taker?" You mean, you're stupid. Oh, you struggle with that part where we find out what you know? Oh. No, no, I can totally relate. See, because I'm a brilliant painter, minus my God-awful brushstrokes. Oh, how the masterpiece is crys…”— Daniel Tosh, en.wikiquote.org