“Angel hair pasta sucks. That’s my point, supported by at least one of the good people of Italy.”— Rax King, melmagazine.com
“I hereby declare we have spaghetti Tuesdays every Wednesday. First we have to find some spaghetti.”— Channing Powell, Hershel Greene, Scott Wilson, imdb.com
“My kids always want me to make pasta. They absolutely love it, so I wanted to be able to make them great pasta. Now I make linguine all the time for them.”— David Beckham, harpersbazaar.com
“What do you call someone who sells themselves for spaghetti? A pasta-tute.”— Bolognanipple, reddit.com
“My girlfriend bet me I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.”— rpncritchlow, reddit.com
“Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.”— pm-me-big-boobies, reddit.com