“I’d already spent months on a Triple-D bender by the time I understood what I needed Guy Fieri to protect me from.”Tagged: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
“What’s between my sheets? Spaghetti sauce, Ruffles crumbs and bits of everything bagel. Welcome to my trash kingdom.”Tagged: Eating in Bed, food
“If cooking correctly is important to you, you probably do all these tasks already. If it’s more important to you to coax yourself into cooking at all, you can skip quite a few of them and still eat pretty well.”Tagged: Cooking, food, Kitchen Skills
“Angel hair pasta sucks. That’s my point, supported by at least one of the good people of Italy.”Tagged: Pasta Shapes, Pasta, food
“Not to be the killjoy grandpa in the room, but why do food trends even exist?”Tagged: Hot Cheetos, food
“The Mrs. Fields experience wasn’t just that of eating a pretty good chocolate chip cookie. It was a complex seduction.”Tagged: malls, Mall Magic, Mrs. Fields