“No one is touching my feet. Between you and me, Elaine, I think I've got a foot odor problem.”— Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com
“Currently getting a pedicure. Or as I call it '30 minutes of trying to not kick someone in the face because I am baby level ticklish'.”— Mamrie Hart, twitter.com