“So, it's like this: our friends are like a family, if your family was full of pedophiles.”— Francesca Gailes, Adam Starks, Jamal Turner, Brett Gray, imdb.com
“If God were a vehicle, what kind of vehicle would he be? An ice cream truck, because he brings joy to those who discover Him, but people who follow Him too closely are usually pedophiles.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I'm not interested in your explanations, Kramer! Sure, I bet you've got a million of ’em. Maybe your mother didn't love you enough, maybe the teacher didn't call on you in school when you had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants, huh? Well, I've got anoth…”— Larry Charles, Lieutenant Martel, Peter Murnik, imdb.com