“There’s nothing about me that’s even remotely intimidating and, actually, on numerous occasions, I’ve been told that just looking at me makes people laugh.”Tagged: Intimidating, people laughing, occasions
“I also don’t do anybody any favors by being the smartest person in the room. And no one wants to feel dumb when they can’t pick up what I’m laying’ down.”Tagged: favors, smartest person in the room, dumb, Feelings
“I transcend the universal plane of thought and linger on the precipice of the celestial realm.”Tagged: linger, Universal, celestial realm
“I'm just the keeper of secrets. Like the Vatican.”Tagged: keeper of secrets, Simile Examples, vatican
“It's all messed up and it's always your fault. And you never get any of the love.”Tagged: Messed Up, Love, Neglect
“So, it's like this: our friends are like a family, if your family was full of pedophiles.”Tagged: Friends, Family, Pedophiles