“Ricky Bobby: How was school today, boys? Walker: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge. [Chip is startled] Ricky Bobby: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR? Texas Ranger: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C. Cal Naughton, Jr…”— Will Ferrell, Ricky Bobby, Will Ferrell, imdb.com