“Max: I am the gangster of love. John: Gangster, huh? So tell me, was it more of a holdup than a stickup? Max: Even your infantile penis jokes seem funny and witty this morning.”— Mark Steven Johnson, Max Goldman, Walter Matthau, imdb.com
“Dr. Keats: All I know about walruses is that out of all mammals they have the second largest penis. I have the first. Henry: That's my joke.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com