Comparison is the thief of joy, especially when it comes to penis size.
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Quotes tagged ‘Penis Size’
In a world of growers and showers, consider it nature’s way of bringing some equality to packages everywhere.
Hamish: Some men are longer than others. Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?
Lily: I don't think your sword will fit. Barney: I get that a lot.
Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out? Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.
— Sharon Horgan, Rob Delaney, Sharon Morris, Sharon Horgan, imdb.com
Dr. Schwartz: His father had it, his grandfather had it and...his brother had it. Kyle: [horrified] No. No, it's not possible. Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it so that it looks bigger. Stan: Oh, hey, dude, that didn't sound like a bad idea. Cartman: Yeah, I wa…
Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Never mind. It’s too long.
When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size based on their sighs.
I could probably talk penis size 24/7/365 and still not get through some thick skulls. It's all your skills at sex that count!
"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."
"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."