“Comparison is the thief of joy, especially when it comes to penis size.”— Brittany Wong, huffpost.com
“In a world of growers and showers, consider it nature’s way of bringing some equality to packages everywhere.”— Brittany Wong, huffpost.com
“Hamish: Some men are longer than others. Campbell: Your mother been telling ya stories about me again, eh?”— Randall Wallace, imdb.com
“Lily: I don't think your sword will fit. Barney: I get that a lot.”— Matt Kuhn, Barney Stinson, Neil Patrick Harris, imdb.com
“Rob Norris: If I thrust too deeply, will my penis latch onto the IUD coil thingy and pull it out? Sharon Morris: Yeah. No, it's fine. They put it more than two and a half inches inside me.”— Sharon Horgan, Rob Delaney, Sharon Morris, Sharon Horgan, imdb.com
“Dr. Schwartz: His father had it, his grandfather had it and...his brother had it. Kyle: [horrified] No. No, it's not possible. Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it so that it looks bigger. Stan: Oh, hey, dude, that didn't sound like a bad idea. Cartman: Yeah, I wa…”— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size based on their sighs.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“I could probably talk penis size 24/7/365 and still not get through some thick skulls. It's all your skills at sex that count!”— Dr. Ruth Westheimer, twitter.com
“"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."”— Donald Trump, cnn.com
“"Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, he referred to my hands -- 'if they're small, something else must be small.' I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."”— Donald Trump, cnn.com