“Dr. Schwartz: His father had it, his grandfather had it and...his brother had it.
Kyle: [horrified] No. No, it's not possible.
Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it so that it looks bigger.
Stan: Oh, hey, dude, that didn't sound like a bad idea.
Cartman: Yeah, I wanna get a circumcision, too!”
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