“[Chris eats pizza with hot sauce] Selena Quintanilla: Now you have to try some of mine. Chris Perez: I don’t eat pepperoni, too hot.”— Gregory Nava, Abraham Quintanilla, Edward James Olmos, imdb.com
“Brittany Pierce: I have pepperoni in my bra. Santana Lopez: Those are your nipples!”— Brad Falchuk, Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera, imdb.com
“No, Dad, crazy baloney is real. It's called pepperoni.”— Greg Cohen, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com