“Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls. Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.”— Justin Spitzer, Brent Forrester, Caroline Williams, Oscar Nunez, Kelly Kapoor, Mindy Kaling, imdb.com
“Sammy Cacciatore: I wish I could rip my arms off and give them to you so you can call me sometime. Monica: My phone voice-dials. Sammy Cacciatore: Even better!”— Drew Hancock, J.D. Ryznar, Chester Tam, Sammy Cacciatore, Chris Romano, imdb.com
“Apparently being an adult means googling phone numbers that call you rather than answering them.”— Tim Bolton, twitter.com
“You got quiet on the other line Said the sun was coming up And I laughed until I couldn't breathe”— Phoebe Bridgers, open.spotify.com
“The next time he calls you late at night, when he's probably feeling lonely, keep in mind all those nights you felt lonely. Keep in mind all those nights he left you hanging.”— Quotes | V, instagram.com
“Sometimes my phone rings, I look at it and I think: ‘This person better be calling to tell me their hands are chopped off.’ ‘I just wanted to hear your voice, Daddy.’ ‘Buy my album.'”— Jim Gaffigan, amazon.com
“Been on hold so long I can't remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn't really narrow it down much.”— Joshua Allen, twitter.com
“Sometimes you tell someone to never speak to you again and then the phone rings and you hope it´s them.”— John Mayer, twitter.com
“They ‘accidentally’ do things to get in touch with you: ‘Butt dials’ are a dead giveaway.”— Annie Cavalero, hellogiggles.com
“Cheaters like to call from bathrooms because it disguises the noise from the room or the person they are actually around. If they are in a place they shouldn’t be or with someone that they shouldn’t be with, then the bathroom is the perfect should barrier to shield suspicion.”— Maxwell Billieon, essence.com
“If your partner starts going to a lot of effort to keep his or her phone away from you — taking it into the bathroom, freaking out if you try to use it to check the weather, refusing to answer it while you’re in the room — then that may be a sign that something’s up.”— Lara Rutherford-Morrison, bustle.com
“People alter their voices when speaking to people with whom they are romantically involved on the phone (men tend to speak to female partners in a higher-than-normal tone of voice, while women tend to speak in a lower pitch to male partners). So if your partner starts laying on the seduction with so…”— Lara Rutherford-Morrison, bustle.com