“Concept: at the end of your life you realize there is no heaven, or hell. Instead, you’re simply just handed a device with an app on it that shows you all of the things you missed out on when you were looking down at your phone.”— Bianca Sparacino, twitter.com
“While we were playing on our phones and apps, our democratic institutions seem to have been upended by frat-boy billionaires from California.”— Canadian Member of Parliament, Noam Cohen, wired.com
“One thing I didn’t anticipate is how much fun it would be to text my own kid and hear back from her. It’s like getting to see a different side of her–a more grown-up version and a window into the future of the funny things we will tell each other.”— Kelle Hampton, kellehampton.com
“When someone asks to use your phone that wave of shame washes over you because you KNOW what's on there.”— Grace Helbig, youtube.com
“Thanks for hopping on this call today, gentleman. Who just joined? Did someone just join? I only have a few minutes before I board my plane, so I’m going to talk as loudly as humanly possible on this cell phone that was most recently clipped to my belt.”— Wendi Aarons, mcsweeneys.net
“No one wants to admit they have a landline. It’s like discovering you’re still paying for AOL.”— Jim Gaffigan, amazon.com
“I don’t agree on spending time with someone who is more attached to his cell phone than he is to me.”— Mohamed Ghazi, amazon.com
“Don’t be ruled by your mobile, your Insta likes, YouTube likes, the guy you like, the hipsters, the hippies the hip hop groups, the hotrods, the hooligans, the hang-outs, and the hangovers.”— Sarah Liddle, thoughtcatalog.com
“Are they comfortable with you going through their phone? Are they open about who they text? Having an 'open policy' when it comes to your phones is usually a good habit.”— Olivia Youngs, romper.com
“Be strong. Don’t let your phone or laptop suck you into thinking you need the past to make you feel something.”— Gina Vaynshteyn, hellogiggles.com
“He doesn't deserve that moment of smug satisfaction. When he looks at his phone and sees your little note, he immediately thinks, ‘She wants me.’ Do you really want to give him that?”— Halle Kaye, bolde.com
“Put down the phone, darling. That’s right, I said put it down. If he hasn’t texted you back in an hour, or two, or three, just put it down. You are worth so much more than that.”— Lacey Ramburger, thoughtcatalog.com
“Put your phone down, dear. Because it’s not worth all the sleepless nights, the what-if’s, the pillows stained with tears.”— Jenifer Chong, thoughtcatalog.com
“People say, ‘My phone sucks.’ No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”— Louis CK, theodysseyonline.com
“Many men who have affairs have ‘jump phones’ or ‘burner phones’ that they use exclusively for their cheating behavior. These phones are often prepaid phones that resemble the old school flip phone Nokias of a decade before. If you see him pull one out, it could be a burn phone, and it could be a sig…”— Ossiana Tepfenhart, thebolde.com