Quotes tagged ‘Pick Up Lines For Girls To Use On Guys’

(57 total)

“I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.”

“What am I going to do with you? I have suggestions, but this might not be the place for them.”

“Mind if I join you? Figure the best way to learn about art is to sit with a masterpiece.”

“I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.”

“You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.”

“The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.”

“You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how.”

“If you could do absolutely anything to me right now, what would it be?”

“I dare you to fuck me on the nearest surface we can find.”

“Warning: The second we’re alone, every piece of your clothing is going to get torn off.”

“What do you get when you cross whipped cream with my naked body? Get over here to find out.”

“I’m thirsty. I need your come in my mouth. Or dripping down my chest.”

“Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?”

“Let only latex stand between our love.”

“I just noticed you noticing me and I wanted to give you notice that I noticed you, too.”

“Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?”

“Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt?”

“I'm easy. Are you?”

“Let’s play titanic I’ll play iceberg and you’ll go down.”

“Are you tired? Because you have been running across my mind all night.”