“[shopping for condoms] Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored? J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”— Bruce McDonald, Tassie Cameron, Linda Schuyler, Van Moore, Toby, Jake Goldsbie, imdb.com
“I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. [Ralph and Gus snort]”— Danny Rubin, Harold Ramis, Phil Connors, Bill Murray, imdb.com