“J.T.: I have no problem with an expanded Degrassi. Way more fish in the sea! Toby: What, you're fishing for a new babysitter? J.T.: Dude. Older women, hot sexy older women just waiting to make me into a man, okay?”Tagged: fish in the sea, older women, Sexy
“Spinner: So I get it. I can't dance 'cause I'm white. Jimmy: No, you can't dance cause you suck!”Tagged: Anti-White, you suck
“Craig: How was the rest of the party? Emma: Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing 80's hits.”Tagged: party, adults, 80s hits
“Raditch: Do I want to know what these are? J.T.: Those are the silicon molecules of the female breast. I made it out of flour, water, and lard!”Tagged: breasts, silicon
“Toby: It's your lunch, from last week. J.T.: Solid to liquid in seven days, fascinating.”Tagged: Solid, Liquid, Lunch
“J.T.: You wanna know something Liberty? You're boring. B-O-R-I-N-G! Liberty: I'm stunned. J.T. spelled a word. J.T.: You want another one? Fun. F-U-N. Something you wouldn't know if it came up and bit you in the butt!”Tagged: Boring, Fun, Stunned
“J.T.: The way I see it, there are some upsides to love—Emma gets the day off, Simpson canceled homework today, and... STRIPPERS! Toby: Yeah, because I always think of strippers when I think of love.”Tagged: Strippers, Love, homework
“I'm fine, 'Mom'! So go back to sipping your blood and leave me alone!”Tagged: Vampire, Leave Me Alone
“Which is the greater sin: being yourself, or pretending to be somebody you're not?”Tagged: Being Yourself, Sin
“[shopping for condoms] Toby: Did you see the Pina Colada flavored? J.T.: Yeah! Too bad they don't have...bacon!”Tagged: flavored condoms, Bacon, pina colada