“For the 100th time, I am an actor. Not a plumber.”— Chuck Lorre, Sandy Kominsky, Michael Douglas, imdb.com
“Budnick: A long time ago, there was a guy named Zeke. He used to clean out the toilets here at camp. Dina: Already it's a horror story.”— Steve Slavkin, Bobby Budnick & Dina Alexander, Danny Cooksey & Heidi Lucas, imdb.com
“How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized.”— Jaytuple, reddit.com
“A plumber fixes a damaged pipe in a doctor's house and asks for 200 dollars. Doctor says to him: "Even i, don't make so much money in such a short period and I'm a doctor". And the plumber goes: "I know sir. I used to be a doctor myself”— geophi, reddit.com