“Barney: Hey, do you know any Polish jokes? Archie: Are you kidding? I got one living in the house with me!”— Don Nicholl, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Mike: Actually, your father is on his best behavior tonight. He only called me an 'unbeautiful thing'. Could've called me an 'unbeautiful Polack.' Archie: The night is young, meathead.”— Rob Reiner, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com
“Mike: ...I happen to be very proud of my Polish heritage. Archie: What heritage? You come from a long line of bowling teams. Mike: Yeah? And you come from a long line of boneheads! Archie: Huh? Mike: You think with your mind closed! Archie: And you eat with your mouth open! Mike: You know you are to…”— Rob Reiner, Michael Stivic, Rob Reiner, imdb.com
“Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke-telling immunity. He's already got the two big religions covered, if he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.”— Jill Franklyn, Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com