“Mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint: it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.”— Chris Sheridan, Stewie Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“Tommy: Well, I think a diaper is all any baby ever needs. Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy. Ever since I started going on the potty, a diaper just doesn't feel right.”— Ali Marie Matheson, Jon Cooksey, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com