“Angelica: It has to be something really dangerous. After all, I am playing the most dangerous game of all. Chuckie: Musical chairs? Angelica: No, dummy! Love!”Tagged: Musical Chairs, Love, Dangerous Game, Dummy
“I'm telling you, Tommy, that Santa's a bad guy. He's always watching you, keeping track of everything you do, and then in the middle of the night he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who-knows-what.”Tagged: santa, suspicion, skeptical, Christmas
“I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!”Tagged: Marriage, Three Years Old, Age, Love
“[after being handed a book entitled 'Plato'] Look, Tommy, a whole book about 'Play-Doh.'”Tagged: Plato, Play-Doh, mistake
“Tommy: Well, I think a diaper is all any baby ever needs. Chuckie: I don't know, Tommy. Ever since I started going on the potty, a diaper just doesn't feel right.”Tagged: Potty, Diapers, Baby, Potty Trained
“Chuckie: My tummy hurts. Tommy: Wow! The vaccuum ate up all those leaves! Lil: I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too.”Tagged: tummy, Leaves, Vaccuum
“Chuckie: [after Phil and Lil knock his rock collection on the ground] Look! Now they're all on the ground! Phil: [whispered to Lil] Didn't they *used* to be on the ground?”Tagged: Rocks, Sassy, Comeback