“Remember Dad, you treat a woman like a person, then a princess, then a Greek goddess, then a person again.”— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“You may have been a princess, but you will never be a queen.”— Kalinda Vazquez, Andrew Chambliss, Evil Queen, Lana Parrilla, imdb.com
“And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn't mean anything. [JD as The Village Idiot and Elliot as The Princess shake hands] Because in the end... they were both idiots.”— Mark Stegemann, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“Oh…now I get what you guys are trying to tell me! Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me! [cries ecstatically] Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world...”— Kent Osborne, Niki Yang, Ice King, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much.”— Rachel Cohn, amazon.com
“[Looking in the mirror] As always, this is as good as it's going to get.”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“OK...you know what? I don't feel protected. You try living for 15 years thinking that you're one person, and then in five minutes, you find out you're a princess. Just in case I wasn't enough of a freak already, let's add a tiara!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“Queen Clarisse Renaldi: You are princess of Genovia. Mia: Me, a princess? SHUT. UP. Queen Clarisse Renaldi: I beg your pardon? Shut up?”— Gina Wendkos, Queen Clarisse Renaldi, Julie Andrews, imdb.com
“I can't be a princess! I'm still waiting for normal body parts to arrive!”— Gina Wendkos, Mia, Anne Hathaway, imdb.com
“How dare you? All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!”— Jasmine, amazon.com
“You don’t need princes to save you. I don’t have a lot of patience for stories in which women are rescued by men.”— Neil Gaiman, amazon.com