“Jim: What'd you do, Prison Mike? Michael: I stole...and I robbed...and I kidnapped the president's son...and held him for ransom. Jim: That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike. Michael: And I never got caught neither. Jim: Well, you were in prison, but..mhm.”
— Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, John Krasinski, Michael Scott, Steve Carell, imdb.com