“What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that's a little condescending.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Even when they unlock the door to this prison, we are still prisoners.”— Jessica Goldberg, Reggie, Steven Conrad Moore, imdb.com
“It's okay to drop the soap in prison... your fellow inmates got your back.”— callmejokerr, reddit.com
“If you ever find yourself in prison, don't drop the soap. It's full of criminals and you may not get it back.”— Xintros, reddit.com
“They're prisons. Manmade prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. ‘Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?’”— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“Prison is no place for a man with naturally tight glutes.”— Krista Vernoff, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com
“What do you call a fortune telling midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large.”— Bragisson, reddit.com
“I had to stand in a courtroom and listen to a judge say ‘twenty-five years in prison’ before I realized that freedom of expression could never be taken for granted.”— Larry Flynt, esquire.com
“I got partners that got life sentences at a young age, and I had to step up to the plate and take care of their children. I've always been a caretaker of young people.”— Kevin Gates, hotnewhiphop.com
“The most apparent thing that I noticed was how most of the people in this study derive their sense of identity and well-being from their immediate surroundings rather than from within themselves, and that's why they broke down—just couldn't stand the pressure—they had nothing within them to hold up…”— Philip Zimbardo, amazon.com
“You can create in the prisoners feelings of boredom, a sense of fear to some degree, you can create a notion of arbitrariness that their life is totally controlled by us, by the system, you, me, and they'll have no privacy... We're going to take away their individuality in various ways. In general w…”— Philip Zimbardo, en.wikipedia.org
“Whether we consider Nazi Germany or Abu Ghraib prison, there were many people who observed what was happening and said nothing. At Abu Ghraib, one photo shows two soldiers smiling before a pyramid of naked prisoners while a dozen other soldiers stand around watching passively. If you observe such ab…”— Philip Zimbardo, greatergood.berkeley.edu
“I just think it's shocking how many of these young people wind up in prison and they get turned into hardcore criminals because they had a possession of a very small amount of controlled substance.”— Pat Robertson, sandiegouniontribune.com
“At no time have governments been moralists. They never imprisoned people and executed them for having done something. They imprisoned and executed them to keep them from doing something. They imprisoned all those POW's, of course, not for treason to the motherland, because it was absolutely clear ev…”— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, archive.org
“Arrest is an instantaneous, shattering thrust, expulsion, somersault from one state into another.”— Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, archive.org