“Henry: See what happens when you play with sharks. Ula: Sharks are like dogs, they only bite when you touch their private parts.”— George Wing, Henry Roth, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“What if he gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured, and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? I’m standing there, I’m saying, ‘Sorry, officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.’ An then boom, he’s buried in an unmarked grave.”— J. J. Philbin, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com