“Young Girl: And then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and left a diamond under a leaf in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby! Pugsley: Our parents are having a baby, too. Wednesday: They had sex.”— Paul Rudnick, Wednesday Addams, Christina Ricci, imdb.com
“Although I must admit, now that you're here the standard method of procreation does seem somewhat appealing.”— Peter Gaffney, Mark Mars, Peter Chung, Japhet Asher, Trevor Goodchild, John Rafter Lee, imdb.com
“If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.”— Robert Mugabe, newnownext.com
“I don't really want to have a baby. I want to want to have a baby.”— Sophie Gilbert, theatlantic.com
“Vampires can't procreate. But we love to try.”— Julie Plec, Kevin Williamson, Damon Salvatore, Ian Somerhalder, imdb.com