“[remarks at Goldfinger's US Army uniform with colonel's wings] Congratulations on your promotion, Goldfinger. Are you having lunch at the White House, too?”— Richard Maibaum, Paul Dehn, James Bond, Sean Connery, imdb.com
“Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you doing? J.D.: OK, keep it together. It's "be a man" time. [out loud] No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I su…”— Matt Tarses, John 'J.D.' Dorian, Zach Braff, imdb.com
“Go after that promotion. It's time to take charge of your professional life, and go after that raise or promotion you want and probably deserve.”— Sadie L. Trombetta, bustle.com
“Without the warmth of constant companionship, your job can become your best friend. This can lead to things like promotions, higher pay, an in with your boss, and lots of other things that people in couples are too busy cooing into each other’s ears to care about.”— Jessica Klein, wallstreetinsanity.com
“If you haven't already, go see A Million Ways To Die In The West. Opened today. It's so funny, you just might shit yourself.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com