“Only total saps let weddings depress them if they attend sans partner. An open bar and tons of horny partygoers? You’ve got to take advantage of that shit while you can!”Tagged: Single Life, Weddings, sleeping around
“Without the warmth of constant companionship, your job can become your best friend. This can lead to things like promotions, higher pay, an in with your boss, and lots of other things that people in couples are too busy cooing into each other’s ears to care about.”Tagged: Single Life, Career, promotion, paycheck
“Significant others are quick to take over your personal territory in the bedroom. Sleeping alone lets your avoid a potential bed hog.”Tagged: Single Life, Sleeping, bedroom