“Remember when the new Star Wars movie came out? It was all built up, and when people finally saw it, it wasn't that great in bed?”Tagged: Sex, Expectations, good in bed, Star Wars, Insecure
“Maybe the mistake we make is thinking our parents will change. And maybe they did a better job than we give them credit for. And maybe there, amid all the crap they dumped on us, are some things worth keeping. Like a passion for something you never knew you had. Or the ability to constantly surround…”Tagged: Parents, Change, Friends, Love, Growing Up
“Elliot: Oh my God! She has a tattoo of a teardrop on her bajingo! Is it sad? Carla: Her vagina, Elliot. She has a tattoo on her beautiful vagina.”Tagged: Tattoo, Vagina, Teardrop, Bajingo, SASS
“Dr. Kelso: So what do you think? Dr. Cox: I’ll tell you there, Bobbo, either this kid has a light bulb up his butt, or his colon has a great idea.”Tagged: Light Bulb, Great Idea, Witty, Medical Anecdotes
“Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you doing? J.D.: OK, keep it together. It's "be a man" time. [out loud] No, it's fine. You went with your gut. Elliot's a great doctor. I do have three questions, though. Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?! Who's going to tell my mom?! And what the hell am I…”Tagged: promotion, Disappoinment, Business Cards, Jobs, Questions