“So, I’m naked. I’m in the fetal position. [My doctor] lubes up. It is a ton of lube. I didn’t know that. I was like, 'That’s why I’ve never had success with this before.' [audience laughs] And he goes, 'You’re gonna feel a little bit of pressure. And that is my cock… It’s my finger,' like that. [aud…”— Tom Segura, scrapsfromtheloft.com