“So, I’m naked. I’m in the fetal position. [My doctor] lubes up. It is a ton of lube. I didn’t know that. I was like, 'That’s why I’ve never had success with this before.' [audience laughs] And he goes, 'You’re gonna feel a little bit of pressure. And that is my cock… It’s my finger,' like that. [audience laughs] It’s moderately funny. But if someone’s finger is going in your ass, as they say that, you’re laughing. I promise you, you’re laughing. [audience laughs] Just out of appreciation, you know. You’re like, 'You said cock.' [laughs]—[audience laughs]—That’s crazy. And then he checks, rather aggressively, I would add. He goes, 'You feel all right.' I go, 'Okay.' Then he goes, 'Hey, if you want a second opinion—I could put another finger in there.’—[audience laughs] So, I go… [laughs] 'Get it out.' [audience laughs] He goes, 'Well, stop laughing. Every time you laugh, you’re clamping on me. I can’t get my finger out until you stop laughing.' And I go, 'Get it the fuck out. Now.' [audience laughs] Then I sit up. I go, 'Did you just give me a prostate exam so you could run those two lame-ass jokes by me?' [audience laughs]—And he goes, 'Yes, I did.' [audience laughs] And I said, 'It was really funny, actually.' [audience laughs]”