“I started to really examine comedy, and I noticed there’s two kinds of laughter. One is when you’re watching the comedian and he says a joke and then you laugh at it, because you heard the punch line. And sometimes it’s really funny and you’re laughing. And other times it’s okay, but you still laugh…”— Steve Martin, amazon.com
“Town Car Driver: Why are the Violinist the worst lovers? Rodrigo: I don't know. Town Car Driver: Because they only know one position”— David I. Stern, Rodrigo De Souza, Gael Garcia Bernal, imdb.com
“Why does no one laugh at dad jokes? The punchlines are so old they're full groan.”— Finaldaze, reddit.com