Quotes tagged ‘Relationship Advice’

“I don't like labels: I tell girls this when I want to keep sleeping with them but I'm also sleeping with other people too. It'll keep her around just long enough until she realizes I am an asshole.”

— Anonymous, facebook.com

“I don't want to hurt you: I usually say this to a girl who I know likes me a lot more than I like her. It's a subtle tactic to get her to go away without completely breaking her heart.”

— Anonymous, facebook.com

“If you wear crocs on a first date, she'll excuse herself and never come back.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“One of life’s great secrets: women don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with beautiful women.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“The rules your parents teach you to live by are very different than the rules the world actually runs by. Most of the conventional wisdom is not only wrong, it's a lie told to us by people who want to control us. It doesn't help us, it helps them. Pretty much everything we're told as children (and a…”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“She is trying to convince me that she never does this and is not that type of girl. It was difficult for me to understand. Her enunciation wasn’t very good with my dick in her mouth.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“If people try to judge you or shame you for doing safe, consensual things that make you happy, I can guarantee you they're bad people.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.”

— Tucker Max, amazon.com

“I dread the thought of our very first kiss A target that i'm probably gonna miss Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over Honest, let's make this night last forever.”

— Blink 182, amazon.com

“Because I want to take you on a date. And I don't care if it's in the day, or at night, or whenever, as long as it's a real date. And I wanna tell you how beautiful I think you are. Inside and out. And I wanna have babies with you, and I wanna marry you, and I love you Jamie. I always have.”

— Ryan Reynolds, amazon.com

“Landon: I don't want to just be your friend. Jamie: You don't know what you want. Landon: Neither do you. Maybe you're just too scared that someone might actually want to be with you. Jamie: And why would that scare me? Landon: Because then you wouldn't be able to hide behind your books, or your fri…”

— A Walk To Remember, amazon.com

“This one might seem a bit counterintuitive, but if I actually like a girl, then I usually won't try to make any moves too quickly. If I'm just looking for a hookup, then I won't really hesitate to try to get to the point. I try to take it a lot slower if I think more highly of the girl. I know I can…”

— Alex, glamour.com

“I text a potential girlfriend Thinking of you,' often…I don't hold back.”

— Scott, glamour.com

“I definitely will get the door, which is something I usually won't do for most people.”

— Jake, glamour.com

“I end text messages in questions—usually something about her to keep the textversation going. And in general the texts are just way longer. But that's probably not very smooth of me.”

— Gerhardt,, glamour.com

“Calling when I said I would. By calling when I said I would,' I mean if I said I'd call her at 8, I call her at 8, not 8:15.”

— Jack, glamour.com

“If he is there to help you in every needy situation, but he is not like that of others, and then you know what it is. Maybe he is not in real love with you, but this is a sign that he is interested in you.”

— Emma Scott, medhealthdaily.com

“He always wants to hang out with you and wants to introduce you to his friends.”

— Unknown, pairedlife.com

“If he avoids eye contact, positions his body away from you, doesn’t encourage conversation or volunteer anything about himself, or maintains distance from you, he’s not feeling it.”

— Sabrina Alexis, anewmode.com