Quotes tagged ‘Relatives’

(4 total)

“Morgan: Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas. Sabrina: Morgan, normal is relative. Morgan: Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Ralph Kramden: Norton, let's face it, I'm a man with big ideas, and sooner or later, one of those ideas is going to catch on. And when they do, I'm going to be a big shot. And do you know what happens to people who become big shots? Ed Norton: Yeah, they forget their relatives.”

— A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“Though,' observed Sloan profoundly, 'where there's a will there's usually a relative.”

— Catherine Aird, amazon.com

“I only cite these annoyances to show you that it isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.”

— Groucho Marx, answers.yahoo.com