“He is a loathsome, offensive brute, yet I can't look away.”— Larry David, Mr. Armstrong, Elliott Reed, imdb.com
“I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.”— Peter Mehlman, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com