“We’ve all chosen to turn our backs on the nine-to-five, on ever having a Friday or Saturday night off, on ever having a normal relationship with a non-cook”— Anthony Bourdain, newyorker.com
“Remy: Gusteau's? Your restaurant? You've led me to your restaurant! Gusteau: Uh, it seems as though I have. Yes. There it is! I have led you to it!”— Brad Bird, Auguste Gusteau (voice), Brad Garrett, imdb.com
“I could drop kick you in the middle of the restaurant. Everybody would applaud and then I'd beat the fuck out of you.”— Sarah Solemani, Detective Janice Moss, Paula Newsome, imdb.com
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”— Lemony Snicket, amazon.com
“A bear walks into a restaurant and says, ‘I want a grilllllled…cheese.’ The waiter says ‘What’s with the pause?’ The bear replies, ‘Whaddya mean? I’M A BEAR.’”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“A bear walks into a restaurant. And says “Waiter................... I’d like a steak” The waiter says “Sure, but why the big paws?””— Bunnyfwefwe, reddit.com
“I once went to a Native American restaurant but was turned away. They told me it was reservation only.”— wackoclown, reddit.com
“I just had dinner at a Chinese-German fusion restaurant a couple of hours ago. The food was great but now I'm hungry for power.”— Smith-Corona, reddit.com
“A woman gets into a very busy restaurant around lunch time. She is told the next available table would be free in an hour. She holds her phone to her ear, and with a loud voice says: "Honey, you won't believe it, but your husband is having lunch with his girlfriend at so-and-so restaurant." Half the…”— eklektique, reddit.com